Said in Bed

admin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:00:51 +0000

“Who will I have sex with when you’re gone?”
“Um..NO ONE???”

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:00:39 +0000

As soon as he came, he said, “Now why dont you put your boots on and shake your ass home…”

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:00:40 +0000

I have a scar from the last time.

Quote of the Day

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:00:57 +0000

“This is the most exercise I’ve gotten in a long time, other than walking up and down the stairs and to class,” he said.

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:00:17 +0000

Her: Wait, do you even know my name?
Him: Sarah?
Her: No, (laughing) but I don’t know yours either so I’m not mad.

Courtesy of: It was totally worth it

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:00:49 +0000

“Wow, this is like the longest night of foreplay ever,” she said.

“Well do you want to have sex?” He queried.

She replies, “I don’t care.”

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:00:01 +0000

He: “Don’t worry, we’ll bang again.”
Her: “You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.”

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:00:26 +0000

(after he finishes way too quickly)

“I mean. You should be flattered.”

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:00:55 +0000

We know you’re in there!

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:00:21 +0000

Him: You have a great ass. Are you sure there’s no black in you?
Her: Only when you come over.