“I can’t believe nobody’s banged you yet!” he said.
Then, “I want to bang you but you’re just too tight!”

“IS THAT A PENIS ON MY LEG?! OH MY GOD IT IS! OH MY GOD THAT’S A PENIS ON MY LEG! EW!!!!”

(Courtesy of: Scarred Lesbian)

Quote of the Day

“You look like Mr. Rogers…in a porno.”

“Go deeper!”
“It is deeper.”

I should take this show on the road.

He: Oh my God
She: PONIES!

Him: I love having sex with you!
Her: When do I get to start enjoying it?