Category Archives: Her Junk

Wow, you’re as wet as a goose.

“Can you stop squirting that in my face?” he said to her.

This is my third urinary tract infection. We’re really going to have to re-think this relationship.

Jesus, it’s like a flood.

I think I could tie a knot with your labias.

“Your vagina is weird.”

“Your vagina is like Pet Sematery,” he said.