Category Archives: Her Junk

“I can’t believe nobody’s banged you yet!” he said.
Then, “I want to bang you but you’re just too tight!”

“Your pussy tastes like the effervescent potions you have to drink in Zelda to stay alive.”
~my (now ex) boyfriend to me, the morning after our first night together

“It’s not fair. Nothing that warm and wet should not have a dick in it.”

Quote of the Day

“Baby, your vagina is better than the internet.”

Remember I’m a one finger gal.

He said: “I’m kind of obsessed with your vagina.”

Quote of the Day

Him: I didn’t know your pussy felt this good!
Her: I know. Your dad said it all the time.