Him: are you a size queen?
[Didn't know if saying yes would've hurt his feelings or made him feel better about himself. I lied and said no.]
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Her: “You have a big cock.”
Him: “So you’d say I’m bigger than anything you’ve ever seen?”
Her: “Well I’ve only seen 3 penises ever.”
Him: “Just 3? I thought you were giving handjobs to everybody!”
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Can I motorboat your balls?
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He said, while putting on the condom, “Makes my wiener feel so big.”
He said this more than once.
Too bad it didn’t make his dick feel bigger inside of me.
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She said, “Wow, it feels great!”
He said, “Yeah, I know but what’s that smell?”
“Wow, it would have been better if I just sat on your nose,” she said.
(Courtesy of: Enlargement Pumps)
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