Him: are you a size queen?
[Didn't know if saying yes would've hurt his feelings or made him feel better about himself. I lied and said no.]
Category Archives: His Junk
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Her: “You have a big cock.”
Him: “So you’d say I’m bigger than anything you’ve ever seen?”
Her: “Well I’ve only seen 3 penises ever.”
Him: “Just 3? I thought you were giving handjobs to everybody!”
Friday, May 1, 2009
He said, while putting on the condom, “Makes my wiener feel so big.”
He said this more than once.
Too bad it didn’t make his dick feel bigger inside of me.
Quote of the Day
Thursday, April 30, 2009
“Wow, it would have been better if I just sat on your nose,” she said.
(Courtesy of: Enlargement Pumps)
