“You look like Mr. Rogers…in a porno.”

In the middle of sex…
Boy: “What are you thinking? What’s on your mind?”
Girl: “The Quadratic Formula.”

“Well, that was nice,” he said
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” she replied.

“Your body is like a big luxurious mansion that I bought, then once I moved in I discovered an amazing secret room that made it so much better. That room is your ass.”