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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

“IS THAT A PENIS ON MY LEG?! OH MY GOD IT IS! OH MY GOD THAT’S A PENIS ON MY LEG! EW!!!!”
(Courtesy of: Scarred Lesbian)

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

“Go deeper!”
“It is deeper.”

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I should take this show on the road.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

He: Oh my God
She: PONIES!

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Him: I love having sex with you!
Her: When do I get to start enjoying it?

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Friday, June 12, 2009

I was with a new guy who wasn’t well endowed. He screamed, “It’s up, it’s up, it’s up!!!”
I laughed and put my clothes back on…

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Friday, June 12, 2009

“I guess I’m going to have to buy plastic sheets,” he said

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