Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Ok, now you’re just fucking my nose.

Quote of the Day

Are you still vegan if you’ve been eating me out for a half an hour?

Quote of the Day

“Wow, it’s strange, Now I feel like talking,” he said
“That’s called pillow talk, dear,” I said.

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“Baby, your vagina is better than the internet.”

Quote of the Day

“It’s always great sex with you, I just can’t control myself…*sigh*, I wish my girlfriend was as much fun…”
Uh… thanks?!? FML.

Quote of the Day

Him: I didn’t know your pussy felt this good!
Her: I know. Your dad said it all the time.

Quote of the Day

Your pussy is amazing! It’s like you’ve got a live animal in there!