He said, “Your cock is beautiful, huge and thick. No wonder why your wife wants to fuck you all the time.”

“Are you a top or a bottom?”
(Asked after the guy just topped him.)

“My last girlfriend was a lot more flexible than you.”

“I have a secret. I’m a quick nutter.”

“You took it like a champ,” he said.

“I really want to fuck you,” he said, “but I think I’m going to puke.”

Quote of the Day

“When I kiss you,” he said, “I gather up all my emotion and try to put that into the kiss.”