“Wait a second,” he said. “I just want to put in this tape of my band.”
(Courtesy of: And he did!)
“That is so cute…it looks like a Shar Pei!”
“Hey, hope you’re on birth control, by the way,” he said. “With all the sex you’re having…and using condoms…Can’t help it; it’s the doctor in me.”
“No other woman’s ever complained.”
“Jesus, forgive me!” he said, as he finished.
“Sorry,” he said afterwards. “I know you’re an atheist and everything.”
“It came out my nose,” she said, giggling.
“I usually think you have body odor,” he said, “but you smell so good right now!”
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