“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?” she said.
“Cheated on my first wife…Actually, that wasn’t the worst thing,” he said.
“What was?”
“I’m too shy to say.”
“Tell me.”
“Slept with my sister.”
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Michael Ewing
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I sure hope he was a pathological liar.
either that or he was like me…I had to share a bed with my little brother until I was 12…lots of cute pictures that I wish would burn resulted…
Haha, I knew a guy who managed to let slip that he had hooked up with a cousin of his, but “It’s okay because she’s hot now”
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