“You’re fulfilling my 12-year-old self’s biggest fantasy. Can I text my friend and tell her I’m getting head while playing Tony Hawk?”
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Said in Bed Is:
Michael Ewing
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Talk Dirty to Me
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perfection.
i think instead of head i’d give him a slap in the balls. you pay attention or you don’t get anything.
It can’t be that great if he’s coherent.
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