“You’re gonna sleep like a baby tonight.”
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[After starting to have sex in missionary position.]
Her: “Wait. You need to do it from behind, because you’re so hot it’s distracting me.”
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“That came out of nowhere.”
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“There are too many hot women in New York - you can’t cage this tiger!”
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“Your pussy needs more attention,” he said.
“If you insist,” she said.
(Courtesy of: Weekend Douche)
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“I don’t know why I feel so sore. I didn’t go to the gym today,” I said
“That’s because I just broke you off, son,” she said
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