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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Her: Your cum tastes like hell.
Him: You can leave now.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Was that your fist?

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Her: Oh my god, you’re so deep in me!
Him: (opening her mouth & peering inside) Really? let’s see.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

We were doing the dirty.
“Do you watch porn?” he asked.
“What? No,” I replied, continuing.
“Heh, yeah…you do…”

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

She said, “I want you so bad, I want your hands all over my body, but you can’t see me naked, I don’t like the way I look naked right now.”

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Me: “Will you go down on me?”
Him: “Sorry, no. That’s not my forte.”
(after giving him a 15 minute blow job)
…and he said this with a straight face

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

This is going to make a great story.

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