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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

We were doing the dirty.
“Do you watch porn?” he asked.
“What? No,” I replied, continuing.
“Heh, yeah…you do…”

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

She said, “I want you so bad, I want your hands all over my body, but you can’t see me naked, I don’t like the way I look naked right now.”

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Me: “Will you go down on me?”
Him: “Sorry, no. That’s not my forte.”
(after giving him a 15 minute blow job)
…and he said this with a straight face

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

This is going to make a great story.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

( After 1 whole minute of sex and ejaculation)
Me: That’s okay, it will last longer next time
Guy: I’m totally okay with it, I am a really confident guy…I mean, my family really loved me.
(Courtesy of: LGMBB)

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Afterward: “I can’t believe I did it with a white guy!”

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

“Aww, look…he’s throbbing for you,” he told me with a smile.

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