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“Wait, let me try something. You’ll love this! I read it in a magazine once…” he said.

She: You want to do it again tonight? I don’t think that’s normal! Nobody should want to do that every night! Maybe you should see a doctor or something…

She said, “Wow, it feels great!”
He said, “Yeah, I know but what’s that smell?”

“I’m just a prince and you’re my princess. Lead me into your palace,” he said

“Your dog ate my underwear!”

Who are you showing off for? It’s just the two of us. It’s not like there’s anybody watching.

I didn’t know you could do that!