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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

“Ewww.”
“You’ve never tasted yourself?”
“No… What does it taste like?”
“Ummmmm… Whiskey.”

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Why can’t you just fuck me.. Is that too much to ask?
(Courtesy of: frustrated over Mr. Needs-A-Blue-Pill after 4 hours of foreplay)

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

“That will be an extra fifty dollars.”
(Courtesy of: These Bastards)

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wow. I didn’t think you’d bruise that quickly.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Her: Do you have any STD’s?
Him: Well, it doesn’t matter now.
—Said just when the blow job was getting good.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

“I’m not used to sleeping next to someone,” he said.
“I’m not used to sleeping alone,” she said.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I’m trying to find the spot.

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