“You smell better than my mom,” he said.
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“You don’t have to do that if you don’t want to.”
“What did you just say?”
“…Please, continue.”
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“Get off of me! You’re not hurting me; you’re annoying me! “
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“Oh God, this feels so good.”
“Well, duh!”
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“Isn’t that kind of an ‘old man’ thing to do?”
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“What’s with all the heavy breathing?” he said.
“I’m oxygenating my blood,” she said.
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“You lost your chapstick, didn’t you?”
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