Once upon a time, I picked up a much younger English-as-a-second-language hottie from foreign lands. Later, from beneath me he said “You are strong. Strong at sex.”
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“Oh my gawd, I forgot to order bleach!”
(female fast food restaurant manager on top of husband).
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“It’s like being in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.”
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Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
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“Wow. You took it like a champ!” he said.
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“Oh baby, I want to be tight for you!” she said.
“I’d hope so,” he said.
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Him: I want to give you my semen. I see it as a gift that shouldn’t be wasted.
Her: …So you don’t want to cum on my tits?
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