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“Wow, this is like the longest night of foreplay ever,” she said.
“Well do you want to have sex?” He queried.
She replies, “I don’t care.”

(after he finishes way too quickly)
“I mean. You should be flattered.”

We know you’re in there!

Him: You have a great ass. Are you sure there’s no black in you?
Her: Only when you come over.

“What?”
“I’m just looking at your lips and thinking about how many cocks they’ve been wrapped around.”
(Courtesy of: airway spies)

I want to eat your clavicle!

He said, “Come on, you know you want this more than I do.”