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He kissed her again. “Mmmm…ohhh, this is a bad idea, I can’t stop thinking about wanting to hit you again.”

“Can you do it from behind? You’re so hot, it’s distracting me.” [I was being serious.]

He said, “It’s ok if I get you pregnant , our kids will be really good looking.”

She said, “I was just thinking how itchy my throat was, and I remembered how awesomely your dick scratched my throat.”

“A couple years ago, I really wanted to fuck my cousin.”

In the middle of a drunken hook up…
“Did you have a nice nap?”
I had fallen asleep while he was going down on me.

“That was…pretty okay…You are drunk, right?”