“Wait…is…is that a samovar on your dresser?”

She: “OK, right then, I should get back to the party.”
He: “You’re throwing me out?”
She: “Yeah…we’re done here.”

After we had brief sex
He said, “Sorry that didn’t last long, I haven’t wacked it all day.”
She said, “Don’t worry about it. It’s fine.”
(Courtesty of: It wasn’t fine.)