“Lick your hand,” he said.

Quote of the Day

“Wow, it’s strange, Now I feel like talking,” he said

“That’s called pillow talk, dear,” I said.

Post-fellatio pillow talk.

Him: Are you Jewish?
Her: No… Why?
Him: My friends and I have this theory about Jewish girls giving the best head.
Her: Uh, thanks?

(Courtesy of: honeytrap)

“Wait…is…is that a samovar on your dresser?”

“You are a beautiful daughter of God.”

She: “OK, right then, I should get back to the party.”
He: “You’re throwing me out?”
She: “Yeah…we’re done here.”

Ugh, I’m not putting that thing in my mouth.