Quote of the Day

“Baby, your vagina is better than the internet.”

Tuesday, May 19, 2009 | Comments (0)

After we had brief sex
He said, “Sorry that didn’t last long, I haven’t wacked it all day.”
She said, “Don’t worry about it. It’s fine.”

(Courtesty of: It wasn’t fine.)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009 | Comments (0)

Jesus Christ! Did Zeus’ mom teach you how to give head?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009 | Comments (0)

“I’m glad I wore deodorant today.”

Courtesy of: It was the first time for both of us.

Monday, May 18, 2009 | Comments (0)

“This is hard, I don’t know how people do this, where’s the hole?” he said.
It was our first time.

Monday, May 18, 2009 | Comments (0)

Quote of the Day

“It’s always great sex with you, I just can’t control myself…*sigh*, I wish my girlfriend was as much fun…”

Uh… thanks?!? FML.

Monday, May 18, 2009 | Comments (0)

Him: Ow! I’ve got a charlie horse. Let me get up and walk around.
Her: Well if you’d get your dick out of my ass, maybe I could move.

Monday, May 18, 2009 | Comments (0)