He said, “I bet you never had it like this before.”
She said, “You got me there, I’ve never had it this bad before.”

“…That was awkward.”

“You’re gonna sleep like a baby tonight.”

Quote of the Day

Him: I didn’t know your pussy felt this good!
Her: I know. Your dad said it all the time.

Can I motorboat your balls?

[After starting to have sex in missionary position.]
Her: “Wait. You need to do it from behind, because you’re so hot it’s distracting me.”

Quote of the Day

Your pussy is amazing! It’s like you’ve got a live animal in there!