“That came out of nowhere.”

Monday, May 11, 2009 | Comments (0)

“There are too many hot women in New York - you can’t cage this tiger!”

Friday, May 8, 2009 | Comments (0)

Quote of the Day

That was the best two seconds of my life…seriously.

Friday, May 8, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Your pussy needs more attention,” he said.
“If you insist,” she said.

(Courtesy of: Weekend Douche)

Friday, May 8, 2009 | Comments (0)

“I don’t know why I feel so sore. I didn’t go to the gym today,” I said
“That’s because I just broke you off, son,” she said

Friday, May 8, 2009 | Comments (0)

My headache was finally gone, until I came.

Friday, May 8, 2009 | Comments (0)

Wow, you’re as wet as a goose.

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