Um, hi. Yeah. I am not a chew toy.

Thursday, May 7, 2009 | Comments (0)

He said, “I wanna just shove it in your mouth.”

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Her: Your cum tastes like hell.
Him: You can leave now.

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Quote of the Day

“I’m going to buy a strap-on, and then we’re going to penis fence.”
“I like you, but I think that if you do that, we’re done.”

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Was that your fist?

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Her: Oh my god, you’re so deep in me!
Him: (opening her mouth & peering inside) Really? let’s see.

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Quote of the Day

He said, “But my friend said you like that kinda stuff!”

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 | Comments (0)