“How come getting cum in your eye feels like getting punched?!”
“Aww, look…he’s throbbing for you,” he told me with a smile.
“What’s wrong with your face? Do you have herpes?”
No, I have a zit. But thanks.
“I hear it’s really good for your complexion,” he said.
He said, “Now that I had this pussy you ain’t going nowhere. I am going to marry you and you going to have all my kids.”
9:45 am. he stands up, turns around and looks at me.
“Eggplant is my kryptonite.”
Lays back down and falls back asleep.
