This is my third urinary tract infection. We’re really going to have to re-think this relationship.

Monday, May 4, 2009 | Comments (1)

Quote of the Day

Her: We need to stop, I think I hear the cleaning crew.

Him: No, we’re fine. I do this all the time.

Monday, May 4, 2009 | Comments (0)

“”You’re not fat, you’re big boned.”

Monday, May 4, 2009 | Comments (1)

“I just needed to get that first one out,” he said.

Friday, May 1, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Wait, let me try something. You’ll love this! I read it in a magazine once…” he said.

Friday, May 1, 2009 | Comments (1)

Quote of the Day

“What are you, my college boyfriend?”

Courtesy of: unexpected anal intrusion

Friday, May 1, 2009 | Comments (0)

He said, while putting on the condom, “Makes my wiener feel so big.”

He said this more than once.
Too bad it didn’t make his dick feel bigger inside of me.

Friday, May 1, 2009 | Comments (1)