I was with a new guy who wasn’t well endowed. He screamed, “It’s up, it’s up, it’s up!!!”

I laughed and put my clothes back on…

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“I guess I’m going to have to buy plastic sheets,” he said

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DEMON SEED!!!

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Quote of the Day

Her: “We are not playing just the tip!”
Him: “… can we?”

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He insulted my driving skills–to which I replied, “I just let you in my ass and you’re making fun of my driving?”

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Him: Do you want me inside you forever?
Her: Forever?? No!! I’ve got things to do!!!

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“Dammit,” she said.
“What?”
“I was trying to read your mind, but you weren’t thinking anything.”

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