(before going down on me) “Are you gonna suck my dick later?”

Directly after busting in a girl’s mouth: “People have told me that my cum tastes like strawberries.”

Quote of the Day

In the middle of sex…
Boy: “What are you thinking? What’s on your mind?”
Girl: “The Quadratic Formula.”

“When I fuck you, it turns me on so much to think about how upset all your ex-boyfriends are. I’m fucking [redacted]’s girlfriend. Yeah.” [Said without missing a stroke. Pretty impressive.]

He said: “There’s three levels. Basic level, Medium level, and Advanced-Extra-Insane level which is where you’re at.”

I only realized this after he came 10 seconds after..
“Here we go!”

“Are you done yet? Well, would you mind getting off?”

“I’m trying.”