She: You want to do it again tonight? I don’t think that’s normal! Nobody should want to do that every night! Maybe you should see a doctor or something…

She said, “Wow, it feels great!”
He said, “Yeah, I know but what’s that smell?”

“I’m just a prince and you’re my princess. Lead me into your palace,” he said

“Your dog ate my underwear!”

Quote of the Day

“Wow, it would have been better if I just sat on your nose,” she said.

(Courtesy of: Enlargement Pumps)

Who are you showing off for? It’s just the two of us. It’s not like there’s anybody watching.

I didn’t know you could do that!