“Your vagina is weird.”

Friday, April 17, 2009 | Comments (0)

“No soap! No!” he said.
“What’s the problem with the soap?” she said.
“It takes the lipid layer from the skin. I had read it in Men’s Health magazine.”

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“My little pony!” he climaxed.

Thursday, April 16, 2009 | Comments (0)

Quote of the Day

“You know how much my parents love you?”

(courtesy of: right after…)

Thursday, April 16, 2009 | Comments (1)

“Wow, I had always imagined you to be a lot skinnier.”

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“Get on top.”
“No, you do it.”
“No, you do it…”
“No, you do it…”

(courtesy of: the worst sex ever)

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“I can’t tell if that’s a good face or a bad face; there isn’t much of a difference between the two.”

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