Quote of the Day

“I’m leaving if you don’t.”
“You said you had to go anyway…”
“I see. We’re negotiating, are we?”

“If you want to have sex,” she said, “I’ll try not to cry.”

“My friend probably thought you were going to kill me or something,” she said. “If you were going to kill me, how would you do it?”

(Courtesy of: This is not for me…)

“”Are you sure I can get pregnant with that?”

“You want me to turn you around and blow it up?”
“No, I want you to have sex with me.”

“You really dropped the ball on this one,” he said.

“Not in there,” she said.
“Obviously,” he said.