“”Are you sure I can get pregnant with that?”
“You want me to turn you around and blow it up?” “No, I want you to have sex with me.”
“You really dropped the ball on this one,” he said.
“Not in there,” she said. “Obviously,” he said.
“Don’t lick my toes. I need a pedicure.”
“That is why bathrooms are scandalous,” he said.
“Who is the gift for?” he said. “…The giver.”
(Courtesy of: he was downtown at the time.)
Anonymity assumed; credit & linkage gladly given.
