“Can we name it Superman?” he said.
(Courtesy of: No.)
“So…are you on the pill?” he said.
“No…that’s why I gave you a condom,” she said. “…Right?”
He said…nothing.
(Courtesy of: & we were extremely drunk, & he was a stranger)
His First Time
“Ok,” he said. “Let’s see if I can remember health class.”
“I never thought I’d ever say this,” he said, “but let’s get dressed before we get arrested.”
(Courtesy of: in a car while a parade is going by.)
