“Could we do it standing up?” he said. “In front of the mirror?” “What’ll I hang on to?” she said. “Your ankles?”
“How many legs do crabs have, anyway?”
“So, you love me…right?” “Uh…”
“Why don’t you go clean yourself first?”
“Are you asleep?” she said. “Damn it,’ he said. “Sorry.”
“I’d rather be having sex with anyone else right now.”
“I can’t believe I just had sex with you”, she said.
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