“I don’t know what it is, but there’s something intrinsically unfuckable about you.”

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“Deal with this!
Deal with this!
Deal with this!
Deal with this!”

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“It’s the same size as all my previous boyfriends.”

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The First Time

“Are you sure you’re a virgin?” he asked, before.

“Thanks for giving me your virginity. That was really cool,” he said, after.

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“You smell better than my mom,” he said.

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“You don’t have to do that if you don’t want to.”
“What did you just say?”
“…Please, continue.”

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“Get off of me! You’re not hurting me; you’re annoying me! “

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