“Oh God, this feels so good.” “Well, duh!”
“Isn’t that kind of an ‘old man’ thing to do?”
“What’s with all the heavy breathing?” he said. “I’m oxygenating my blood,” she said.
“You lost your chapstick, didn’t you?”
“Go ahead and finish,” she said.
“Do you have a condom?” she said. “Yes, ” he said. “…So, you do have a condom?” “Oh, you want me to use it?”
“I wasn’t prepared for the volume.”
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