“I wanna suck your nipples until milk comes out,” he said.

Quote of the Day

“I would kiss you but I know where your mouth just was.”

I’m telling you, you’ll enjoy it. I’m giving you the time of your life.

You are not pure. You just masturbated with my penis.

Her: “You have a big cock.”
Him: “So you’d say I’m bigger than anything you’ve ever seen?”
Her: “Well I’ve only seen 3 penises ever.”
Him: “Just 3? I thought you were giving handjobs to everybody!”

“No, you’re the only one…”

After I asked him if he was fooling around with other girls.

He kissed her again. “Mmmm…ohhh, this is a bad idea, I can’t stop thinking about wanting to hit you again.”