“Your body is like a big luxurious mansion that I bought, then once I moved in I discovered an amazing secret room that made it so much better. That room is your ass.”

Thursday, May 28, 2009 | Comments (1)

“Wow. You took it like a champ!” he said.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Oh baby, I want to be tight for you!” she said.
“I’d hope so,” he said.

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Quote of the Day

Ok, now you’re just fucking my nose.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 | Comments (0)

“It’s not fair. Nothing that warm and wet should not have a dick in it.”

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Him: I want to give you my semen. I see it as a gift that shouldn’t be wasted.
Her: …So you don’t want to cum on my tits?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Well, there’s the hole, so mathematically speaking…”

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