Wednesday, April 22, 2009
“My last girlfriend was a lot more flexible than you.”
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
“I have a secret. I’m a quick nutter.”
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
“You took it like a champ,” he said.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
“I really want to fuck you,” he said, “but I think I’m going to puke.”
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“Why don’t we make out for a few minutes?” she said, trying to kill time.
“I don’t know how to make out,” he said.
(Courtesy of: He wasn’t kidding.)
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“”Do you have any diseases…dangerous?”
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“I love you,” he said.
“Right…well, I’m gonna go now,” she said.
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