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“I love you,” he said.
“Right…well, I’m gonna go now,” she said.

“Yep, so you’re definitely female.”

“That was hot,” she said.
“Yeah,” he said. “I have a lot of people over so I’m going to go see what everyone is up to. Get dressed, okay?”

“You’re my bloody conquest!”

“You’re like my personal prostitute.”
(Courtesy of: The One That…)

“Are those my handprints on your ass?”

“Grab my ass, hard,” she said. “I want you to leave marks.”