“Wait a second,” he said. “I just want to put in this tape of my band.”
(Courtesy of: And he did!)

“Hey, hope you’re on birth control, by the way,” he said. “With all the sex you’re having…and using condoms…Can’t help it; it’s the doctor in me.”

“Jesus, forgive me!” he said, as he finished.
“Sorry,” he said afterwards. “I know you’re an atheist and everything.”

“I usually think you have body odor,” he said, “but you smell so good right now!”