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Monday, May 18, 2009

Him: Ow! I’ve got a charlie horse. Let me get up and walk around.
Her: Well if you’d get your dick out of my ass, maybe I could move.

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Monday, May 18, 2009

“You’re fulfilling my 12-year-old self’s biggest fantasy. Can I text my friend and tell her I’m getting head while playing Tony Hawk?”

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Him: Suck it like you want it baby!
Me: Seriously?
He watches too much porn apparently. And I didn’t want it anymore.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

“Are you pregnant? Cuz something inside you feels really different!”

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

So.. that’s not your only pillow, right?

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Quote of the Day

Thursday, May 14, 2009

“I have a scar from the last time.”

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

“I have issues with you…keep fucking me!”

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