Remember I’m a one finger gal.

Monday, May 18, 2009 | Comments (0)

“You’re fulfilling my 12-year-old self’s biggest fantasy. Can I text my friend and tell her I’m getting head while playing Tony Hawk?”

Monday, May 18, 2009 | Comments (3)

Him: Suck it like you want it baby!
Me: Seriously?

He watches too much porn apparently. And I didn’t want it anymore.

Thursday, May 14, 2009 | Comments (1)

“Are you pregnant? Cuz something inside you feels really different!”

Thursday, May 14, 2009 | Comments (0)

So.. that’s not your only pillow, right?

Thursday, May 14, 2009 | Comments (0)

Quote of the Day

“I have a scar from the last time.”

Thursday, May 14, 2009 | Comments (1)

“I have issues with you…keep fucking me!”

Thursday, May 14, 2009 | Comments (0)