“Ow ow ow! Wrong one! Wrong one!”

Thursday, June 4, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Your pussy tastes like the effervescent potions you have to drink in Zelda to stay alive.”

~my (now ex) boyfriend to me, the morning after our first night together

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Quote of the Day

“Can we still pretend that I’m a sweet, gentlemanly kind of guy?” he asked.

Thursday, June 4, 2009 | Comments (0)

She said, “You wanna get it on?”
He said, “Do bears shit in the woods?!”

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Just as I’m handing him the condom, he says, “oh, by the way, I gave up sex for Lent…” moments after giving him a HJ.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 | Comments (0)

“Use your tongue on me, baby,” she breathed.

He replied, “Uhm, can we get you cleaned up first? You tasted like condom.”

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Him: “We should make that a ride.”
Her: “We can call it the 5 Foot Drop.”
Him: “Ya, but let’s try not to do it again, it really hurt.”

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 | Comments (0)