“I’m sorry,” he said. “I’m just not attracted to you.”
She moved to put on her bra and shirt.
“Oh, leave them off.”

“Friends tell me I’m only attracted to women that look like my mother,” he said. “You don’t look like my mother.”

“I have my period.”
“Well, there are other holes!”
“I don’t do anal.”
“Never? It hasn’t even happened by mistake?”
“Anal doesn’t happen by mistake.”
“Yes, it does: doggy-style accidents.”
“Are you gay?”
“…”