“Baby, you have me right where you want me.”
“Obviously not, because you’re not right there.”

“I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did,” he said.

“You’re cute!” he said.
She smiled.
“Now, I can’t say you’re pretty,” he said, “and you’re definitely not beautiful. You’re just cute. That’s all.”

“No, I will not be your girlfriend.”

Quote of the Day

“I’m not leaving until you find my underwear.”

“Stop trying to sink Little Timmy in the corner pocket!”

“I wasn’t trying to be your boyfriend,” he said. “I was just hoping to make out with you, finger you, and see if I could get lucky.”