“Do you like having your teeth licked?”

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She farted.
“Should i check my knees for shit?” he said.

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“Can we name it Superman?” he said.

(Courtesy of: No.)

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“So…are you on the pill?” he said.
“No…that’s why I gave you a condom,” she said. “…Right?”
He said…nothing.

(Courtesy of: & we were extremely drunk, & he was a stranger)

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His First Time

“Ok,” he said. “Let’s see if I can remember health class.”

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“I never thought I’d ever say this,” he said, “but let’s get dressed before we get arrested.”

(Courtesy of: in a car while a parade is going by.)

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“You’re like an Energizer bunny,” she said.

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